Jesus, the Williamsburg Pizza Nazi
This is my local Williamsburg pizza slinger!
I’m psyched, yet somewhat dismayed that the cat’s let out of the bag, that the Times just featured Jesus, a Brooklyn personality truly of Soup Nazi proportions. His bag-popping is a spectator sport, and his cool, calm, headmistress-like control of a rowdy 3am hipster crowd is truly a feat of nature. It’s his line, damn it, and until he says “Nnnnnext please!” and you order nicely, no slice for you!
The Sistaster made the mistake, over 2 years ago mind you, of once storming out because she mistakenly thought she was overcharged for a “White Slice” (upgrade white cheese, no sauce.) Since then, the sisters and I have become objects of ridicule in this establishment and are under constant threat of being overcharged and served a white slice instead of a regular slice. Albeit in the most charming way.
This one’s for you, Jesus. Charge us all you want. We’ll keep coming back.
p.s. the pizza is good too!
September 13th, 2006 12:29
I’m so proud of our local King o’ Pie Slinging. He is, after all, my pretend boyfriend. I mean, come on…he feeds me delicious pizza in the wee hours of the morning after far too many G&Ts, all the while whispering sweet (probably inappropriate) nothings in a lanuage i can’t understand. If this isn’t love, i don’t know what is. Brava Jesus!
September 14th, 2006 07:51
Having a slice handed over by Jesus himself was a NYC cultural experience high point on my first visit. The pizza was fantastic but totally different than out famous Chicago pizza. And, of course, I was taught the proper etiquette of eating it.
September 17th, 2006 05:47
How are you a veggie but eat at your local pizza shop which uses cheese with rennet in it?! Kosher pizza places have veggie rennet and great pizza.
September 18th, 2006 17:02
> How are you a veggie but eat at your local pizza shop which uses cheese with rennet in it?! Kosher pizza places have veggie rennet and great pizza.
Jesus personally picks out the rennet parts. He’s *just* *that* *good* ;p.