The Rampwich
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007My own recipe is below, a little step-by-step instruction on how to satiate your own Rampwich lust.
It seems like this time of year everyone gets all (pun intended) ramped up about ramps. In case you live in a city like I do, ramps are sort of a cross between garlic and scallions, often called “wild leeks” or “swamp onions.”
Two of my favorite rampidotes:
1. (As pointed out to me by my girlfriend, The Queen Bee)
Ramps are similar to the plant that Rapunzel’s father was caught stealing from the witch who then locked Rapunzel in a tower until some dude found her, got his eyes scratched out by the witch, and only after many years wondering blindly around the world was able to find his Happily Ever After with Rapunzel and her sight-restoring tears. Now that’s a serious vegetable.
2. The city of Chicago is named after ramps. “Chicago” comes from a Native American term meaning “Stinking Onion” because of the stench of the swamp onions that used to thrive there. Now, for whatever reason, Chicago smells like burnt toast, but growing up outside of Chicago I can certainly recall the smell of swamp onions. When I smelled my first NYC farmer’s market ramp I was immediately taken back to my oh-so-girly childhood pastime collecting snails in the nearby creek bottom. Whew. That smell. If only I knew at the time what a delicacy they were I would have thrown back my snails and pulled ramps instead, snubbing whatever witch may have locked me up.
Time: 30 minutes
Serves: 2

The Rampwich
thin baguette
olive oil
a few slices of mozzarella cheese
3 eggs, hardboiled or boiled to your desired doneness
herbed aioli* or mayonnaise
1 bunch of ramps (or 12 - 16 individual ramps)
*Make your herbed aioli anyway you like. I think fresh tarragon or basil would work the best. What I did was doctor up some mayo that was already in my fridge with a squeeze of lemon, grainy mustard, and fresh basil. I have, however, heard that making your own mayo isn’t that hard.
Boil your eggs and keep in warm water until ready to use.
Cut off the hairy ends of your ramps and then slice up the white, purple, and green leafy parts (in other words, the whole thing.) Sauté in a little olive oil until wilted, about 10 minutes.
Cut a baguette lengthwise leaving a “hinge” and brush the top and bottom with olive oil. Layer the cheese on the bottom half of the baguette and bake in a 300 degree oven for a few minutes, until the bread is toasty and the cheese is melted.
To assemble the sandwich, slice the eggs and layer the slices over the melted mozzarella. Dribble the eggs with the aioli or mayo. Top with a generous layer of the sautéed ramps.
Serve with many napkins and a simple salad (or sauté of fiddlehead ferns) and let down your golden hair.






